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Another long wait.... but lets start with Films!!

2008-03-30T15:40:00.003+01:00

Well, it's been quite a long wait for this blog to become active again. Almost a year has passed and lots of things have happened. I currently live in China and this means that blogs are usually blocked - thus it is a chore to update this one!! I can post but it's a pain to view the finished blog. Anyway, I will start my update with the topic that is the most important.....

Films (or movies if you're north American!!)

I have clearly watched a lot of films but here are some of the highlights...

Death Proof - 8/10

This was the Tarantino part of the Grindhouse double bill he did with Robert Rodriguez. Personally, this effort is the one I much prefer. Rodriguez's Planet Terror is good but for me personally doesn't have that wow factor that Tarantino's effort has. I mean the dialogue alone in Death Proof is just awesome, very much trademark Tarantino - you will feel like you could be watching some of his classics such as Pulp or Resevoir.... Death Proof is a film I was hooked on from start to finish and have watched maybe 2 or 3 times in just over a week. Need I say more? If you like Tarantino, if you like slightly off beat films - watch this - simple!!

Jarhead - 8/10

I have watched many war films and love the likes of Apocalypse, Platoon, Full metal jacket, etc. This one has it's own interesting take on the effect war can have on the human state of the soldiers involved. You see the usual "aint the army crazy" scenes with people branding each other in initiation ceremonies and sergeants or whoever shouting and harassing the soldiers under their command. But this film goes further than that, it shows how the new recruits are detached from their background, made into tools of war and told to lose their own identities and take on that of the collective. But what happens when all that training turns out to be hollow and you end up sitting around with not a bad guy in sight. It's a gripping and original take on the war movie genre.

PS - I enjoyed Flags of our fathers as well, would give that 7.5/ 10. A film that, among other things, challenges the motives/ideas behind the making of war heroes, and the result it may have on those "heroes" involved. Also, Christian Bale's Rescue Dawn was a solid 8/10- I love Bale and think he's a great actor, so my review might be slightly bias. I really enjoyed watching this films pan out. Not really a war film as such but a survival against the odds kind of film.

Now I want to talk about some comedies...

Superbad was what I would call a proper comedy, because it actually made me laugh!! For that it gets a 7/10 score. It's, sometimes juvenile, humour made be laugh and the whole Mclovin thing just made the film for me. However, the scenes with the policemen were just overdone. If it wasn't for that then it would have gotten a better score.

Knocked up (a film about accidental one night stand pregnancy) was a poor 6/10 for me. Basically, this is a "comedy" that doesn't really make me laugh. I view this film more as a drama with a hint of wit, but when I sit down and expect a comedy this is where the problem is - I am very often disappointed. Juno (a teenage film dealing with unwanted pregnancy) would also fit into this category, with the same score of 6. It isn't a comedy- it is an above average drama with a few slightly funny moments. Again I felt let down!! I feel that these films are almost inspired for 40 year old version- although that particular film does at least manage to get some decent laughs in. Lars and the real girl (nothing to do with pregnancy!!) also come into this category as films that people wrongly call comedies!! The difference between this and Juno is that the nature of the drama is actually very good quality and you want to watch it. It's about a geeky guy who has a delusional state where he thinks that a life like adult doll is actually his new girlfriend. It is slightly kooky but, trust me, an excellent film with excellent characters. There are some laughs with how the people deal with this absurd delusion, but that doesn't mean it's a comedy!! 8/10

Ratatouille was a film I had to watch. I mean I watch so many depressing drama style films that, although excellent, do mean that I need a lift from time to time!! With the recent lack of decent comedies in the Napoleon Dynamite style, I have turned to animated films (although I do pick these with care to avoid the over saccharin sweet basically corny and rubbish ones!! ha ha). This turned out to constitute a brilliant Sunday afternoon's entertainment. Light but with some kind of decent plot and characters we care about!! 7.5/10. I need to find more of these :)

Shooter was a decent conspiracy film about an ex-army sniper who is asked to help stop the president getting assassinated; unfortunately it turns out the people who hired him just want to use his recon and frame him as the shooter. I would liken this to bourne supremacy or enemy of the state - that whole the state is after you (for the wrong reasons) and the main character manages to somehow evade these advances. I would say that Wahlberg does play this character well and you do feel that he is genuinely resourceful, not absurdly and unrealistically so!! 7.5/10

Die Hard 4.0 really shocked me; I assumed it was going to be rubbish, but upon watching the film on holiday in Thailand was pleasantly surprised. A good quality action adventure which takes the franchise on much better than I thought it would!! 7.5/10

Before the devil knows you're dead - a film where two brothers decide do a heist on the family jewelery store. I like Ethan Hawke from such films as Before Sunrise & Gattaca, so again might be slightly biased!! But I thought his performance was good and the subject of the film was pretty good, is a little predictable. In the end this film isn't as much about a heist as it is about the dynamics of the family involved - good watch - 8/10.

I have a whole host of foreign films to watch such as Black Book, The lives of others & 4 months, 2 weeks and 2 days. So I am sure I will be able to update my blog with more films, and other matters, in the near future :)

Recently, I have been watching....

2007-06-17T16:51:00.000+01:00

I watch so many films that I won't bore you with all of them, just the ones that I feel are worthy of a decent mention!!

Pan's Labyrinth 9/10

This is an amazing film, which had me gripped from start to finish. It is a fairytale for adults; I am not usually a fan of fantasy style films but this one was so well crafted that i enjoyed every minute. I am not even going to venture into the story or plot, but just leave you with one thought. A.I was supposed to be a fairytale style film, if a modern one at that. But that film was too long and tedious to even score above 5 in my book. By the end I just didn't care if this character could become a real boy, I just wanted him drop-kicked through the nearest window. This is where Pan's Labyrinth serves up a better feast!! You really care about the characters, and the fantasy side to the story is so well crafted. So if you like the sound of a fairtale movie for adults then this is the film for you.... but do be warned this is a very sad film.

The Colours Trilogy (Blue - 8.5/10 White- 9/10 Red- 8.5/10)

This trilogy is a less well known one than that of the rings or the Jedi, but it is a must see set of films for people who like their films with razor sharp plot and dialogue (rather than razor sharp light sabres). Blue is a rather sombre but touching affair about a women coming to grips with grief. White is a more witty but no less brilliant film about a man who becomes obsessed with his ex-wife and exacts revenge in his own unique way. Red is a fine finale, when the main character runs over a dog and finds out some interesting things about its eccentric owner. It is quite exceptional that one director can make such a well rounded trilogy of films, considering that some can't even string 3 films together without having a stinker. Have a colours trilogy weekend, you won't regret it :)

Clerks II 7.5/10

Anyone who knows me well will be aware that I LOVE the film Clerks. This has to be one of my all time classic films that I could watch again and again. The humour is dark but so, so funny. So you can imagine my intrigue when I picked up the sequel a few months back. As I put the DVD in the machine I was praying that this wasn't going to ruin the perfectness of the first film. As the credits rolled I breathed a sigh of relief.... this film wasn't as good as the original and got a bit weak near the end, but it was still so funny in places and seeing the same characters 10 years on was so cool. My favourite scene was when Randall Graves takes the pee out of Lord of the Rings. This scene just sums up the humour in this film and I had to watch it again when the movie was finished. All you Clerks fans, dont worry - go rent this film and laugh your ass off.

Venus 9/10

This film might be Peter o' Toole's swansong, who knows; but it is one very very good film. It is an unconventional story about an old man who has a just more than plutonic relationship with a teenage girl. The first exchanges between the two are just electric, as two worlds and two generations of ideas collide. This girl turns his world upside down, and it is just what he needs at this point in his life, a shot in the arm of a fading existence. The subject matter might make some people wince and leave this film sitting on the shelf at Blockbusters, but I urge you to bypass these first impressions and give this film a try. You won't regret it - it's funny, it's challenging and it's heart warming (in a non Hollywood way).

Stranger than Fiction 9/10

This film has an interesting (if a little offbeat) premise. A writer finds out that she is controlling the destiny of a real life character, a character that she thought only existed in her latest best selling novel (yet to be finished). I loved this film and I felt so engrossed in the story, the dialogue and the sheer quality of the world that I was thrust into. So many films have me checking my watch after an hour, espeically the so called "hot" films that other people finally persuade me to watch. A perfect example being the awful Wedding Crashers!! But this kept me glued, intrugued and wondering what would happen next. It is a part comedy part love story mix of a film. I actually laughed out loud a number of times, more than most Hollywood full blown comedies can usually manage. Anyway, I will stop blabbing about this film. I will just say it was one of the best film's I have seen this year and it left me feeling warm and fuzzy inside :)

Black Snake Moan 8.5/10

This is a real gem of a film. Kinda a blues film that transends colour or creed and shows us that we are all human and we all have our own problems. We all have someone we depend on and create a strong bond that can rise above these problems. Samuel L Jackson is an ex-blues artist who has just been dumped by his wife. While he is coming to terms with that he gets landed with a beaten up young girl who has been used and abused for most of her life. Jackson decides he wants to save her and set her right, against her will to start with. But by the end they are like old friends, and they have helped each other live with the pain they are feeling. I am struggling to describe this film, so all I can really say is go out and watch it. It's a very original film which has some great acting in it. I loved the scene near the beginning where Christina Ricci's character is walking home down a country lane smoking (to the cool vibe of a blue's track). She is suddenly dwarfed by a huge John Deere tractor behind her... but she keeps walking unphased, only to then give the driver the finger :) It was almost a tarantino moment, with the hip sound track and all. Anyway, i am waffling - GO RENT

Hot Fuzz - 8.5/10

I have always loved Simon Pegg and the likes of Spaced and Shawn of the Dead. I would say it is my type of comedy. So you can imagine how much I wanted to watch this film....and I wasn't dissapointed. It's hilarious, and so accurately takes the Mick out of all those big american cop films. I am not gonna say much, because you will know if you will like this film. It's a top notch comedy, and the sort of film that makes me say quietly to myself....British humour really is the best (but I would say that, being British and all).

And worth a quick mention....

21 Grams - 8/10 - V.Good, a complex but brilliant film.

Babel - 8/10 - great storytelling, the Japanese section was so compelling.

Little Miss Sunshine 8/10 - Hilarious, especially for the first part.

Borat - 7/10 - seen too much Borat/Ali G piss takes now - the novelty is wearing thin.

Silver City - 7.5/10 - good solid story and reminding us why big business and government don't mix.

Well - thats all the ones that are worth mentioning. Inside man nearly got a mention but ended up with all those other good but forgetable films :)

XBOX 360

2007-06-03T09:58:00.000+01:00

Yesterday, I went with a friend Peter Scott (who's also a teacher here) to look at consoles that I could get for my new apartment next year. Now this was supposed to be a recon. mission so that I could gather price info. and come back after the summer. But when I saw the gleaming offerings sat on the counter, with SO MANY games available my will power died and I bought an XBOX 360. I then spent the next few hours rationalising in my head that this was fine :) Anyway, I got an XBOX 360 with 12 games and a few other bits and pieces for 200 Enlgish quids/pounds. So it was a bargain and it re-inforces the notion that ANYTHING can be bought in Guangzhou. I had done some research, so the 12 games I picked out are all "good" games and the few hours I spent on it last night confirms this. Basically, you get graphics comparable to a high end PC for a fraction of the cost. And now i have out-layed for the console I can get as many games as I want for very little money. So I reckon this is gonna be a pretty good form of entertainment for me :)

The Long Lost Postings

2007-06-03T09:30:00.000+01:00

Well I haven't put ANYTHING on this site since Christmas and New Year. It has been one of those things at the back of my mind throughout, but I just never get around to doing anything about it. Well the summary of what I have done over the past half year is quite easy really. Jessica came over for 3 months from the Chinese New Year holiday. During the CNY holiday we just hung out in Guangzhou getting re-aquainted and eating in nice restaurants, shopping, etc. It was great, as we hadn't seen each other properly for a long time!! For the past 2 and a half years we always saw each other on holiadys, so it was nice to be in a "real" situation in Guangzhou. During her stay we had two more holidays. One was in Zhuhai, a place just over the way from Macau. We went there by bus and it took about 3 hours. We stayed here http://www.zhuhai-holitel.com/english/index.asp It turned out to be a nice place for what we needed. The weather was not great so we hung out in the hotel quite a lot.... they had go-karts, a bowling alley, snooker table etc. etc. so we had some funny moments doing these things and just hanging out in the grounds. Would go there again for a short, relaxing style holiday. The hotel had a dim-sum restaurant that was actually pretty nice (mmmm. I love dim sum). The funniest part of the whole holiday though was the trip back on the bus. We were sat on the back seats and there were a Chinese family in front of us. Now the mother kept feeding her young toddler food right from the start of the trip to keep him quiet. The grandpa rightly kept reminded her that if this continues the boy would have to relieve himself and this would proove a chore on a bus. But the feeding continued and yes, the grandpa was right!! So I thought OK, they'll take him down to the toilet and sort him out - no problem. How wrong I was... a plastic bag was readied and the grandpa proceeded to hold the boy over this plastic bag for him to do the dirty deed... right in front of where I was sitting. Well lets just say I was pleased that the kid had solids rather than smelly liquids in his bowels, and the experience was quite as bad as I expected (apart from one golden nugget dropping onto the floor when grandpa's aiming skills gave way). So ordeal over, on with the journey. Literally a few seconds later it was time for round two. A family further down the bus decided to relieve their young companion in the same way.... a baby girl no less. The bag of wee was carefully tied and left for some un-suspecting soul to discover. I can tell you, I was relieved to get off that bus :)

Me and Jessica also stayed in Sanya, Hainan Island during the May holiday. We stayed here http://www.rendezvoushotels.com/hainan/ for three nights. We had a great time, which basically consisted of eating way too much at the buffet breakfast, lounging around at the beach and drinking coffee and eating cake. It was a relaxing break and Sanya is the ideal long weekend away beach holiday from Guangzhou.

Me and Jessica went with the Camms (a husband and wife teaching duo at the school, who I hang out with quite a bit) on a weekend away to a place called Foshan. We were warned by some more cynical members of the staff at school that this place is "a dump" and not worth the bus far. We still went though, and had a great time. In fact we want to go again some time and see more. It is a place with a lot of history, and its only a 40 minute bus ride from Guangzhou. The thing about it as well is that it has a different feel from Guangzhou. More like a town feel rather than a city feel (although the traffic there was still pretty crazy). We went to see temples, an old pottery kiln and walked down pottery street ( a place I have ear-marked to go back to and kit out my apartment with cool vases and pottery plates, figures). We also found some really wicked chunky reclaimed woode furniture :)

Anyway, I will try and get some links up for these places on the "My Pictures" link on the right hand side of this page. Then you can see what these places are all about. Although, to be honest I don't think I took too many pictures of Sanya and Zhuhai.

Jessica is back in Taiwan right now, and I am here working down the last 4 weeks of the school year. It's crazy that my first year in Guangzhou is coming to an end!! Jessica will come back to Guangzhou after the summer, after I have negotiated a summer of travelling home and going to Thailand. Next year I will move into a new place. This apartment is way too big and way too annoying (the management company are rubbish here and everything in my apartment is breaking, and they charge crazy money for bills). So I will moving into a nice compact apartment for next year. I am planning what I can buy for my new pad.... a flat screen TV, a srround sound system.... the options are endless :)

Belated Thailand holiday update :)

2007-01-27T04:41:00.000Z

I have been pretty lazy with updating this blog, but I feel I need to do the honours now and describe my Christmas & New Year holidays.... After a long half term of 10 weeks at school, everyone at school (including the kids) really needed a holiday!! What with Christmas performances and the like thrown in as well!! So as you can imagine when it finally got to the last day of term and i was sat on the train to Hong Kong I was pretty pleased to say the least. The first weekend was to be spent with Jessica in Hong Kong before flying on to Thailand on the Monday. Jessica and I stayed in a nice boutique hotel which was on the MTR, close to Victoria Park. As I was with a woman, you can imagine that we spent most of the weekend wandering around shopping malls.... not exactly the best experience for someone needing to relax, but I endured it (as long as Jessica promised to let me have pit stops for cake and coffee now and then). The food in HK is pretty nice, but after living in China it seems SO expensive. Basically, I want to go there again and this time force Jessica to for-go the shopping for a bit more sightseeing!! So not that much to say about HK this time really :)

Jessica flew back to Taipei on Monday, and I flew on to Bangkok. I had gotten a cheap flight for about 100 pounds on Gulf Air return, so at the airport I was wondering what this experience might be like. I had down all the research online and Gulf Air infact did have a good safety record, but I had to see it first hand to be happy....... anyway, the flight was spot on and included food and everything. The only downside being that the service was a little slow - but hey for the price I paid I am not complaining!! Anyway, I was meeting a good friend of mine from Taiwan in Bangkok, a Canadian guy called Paul. The arrangement was to meet him in a bar on KhaoSan road and take it from there. The whole process was so simple... I got to Bangkok (I almost looked like a backpacker with my rucksack and all.... although I would like to hope I looked like a more stylish version of.... :)). I hopped in a Taxi and fought my way through the traffic for one hour before arriving at the said road, found the bar and found the familiar face I was looking for. So let the holiday begin!! I was rather sad to hear that a fellow Canadian friend of ours (Mike) had tried and failed to make this holiday as well... although when 3 boys of that calibre get together things tend to get a bit blurry and bloodshot, so it was probably just as well he didn't make it. Anyway, we had a few beers and then lugged my rucksack back to the hotel, which was closeby. I have to say I was pretty impressed with the hotel. The room was clean and pretty well furnished and presented; and they had a kind of courtyard area with decking and loads of plants. The price was 750 baht a night, which I thought was pretty reasonable considering it was the high season. After a quick change we started as we meant to go on and cracked open a couple of beers in the decked area (this area was to see many a Chang beer drained during our stay). It was so nice to see Paul again and catch up with whats been going on... he is what I would call a sound guy. After this we went out and hit the town, catching a tuk tuk to get to our first destination. This would be a pattern that would be repeated over the next 4 days in Bangkok. There was also a really nice small massage place down the soi that our hotel was on, and I was determined that I would break my massage duck. I had always had this hang up with people I dont know touching my body!! I had a couple of Thai massages during our stay, a kinda of pleasure vs pain experience that leaves the body feeling warm and very manipulated. Having a small Thai woman kneeling on your body as if it were a bag snatchers neck was actually quite a pleasant experience.... although I think I will stick to having Thai massages in Thailand, I can imagine if you get a dodgy Thai massage it could leave you crippled for life :) So after 4 days of beer, chatting, massages and the like it was time to move on to even more relaxing times. We caught a bus to an Island called Koh Samet (well a bus and a boat to be precise). Paul had been here several years ago and of course it had changed and the development had made it slightly less of an idealic paridise, but for me it would more than do. After seeing a couple of truelly crappy bungalows at silly prices, I got slightly worried. I mean these places were like boxes with no windows at the back of complexes, that someone had dolled up to make up for the fact that they had NO view!! But my fears were misplaced as we found one place that had basic bungalows spread over a hill overlooking the sea. To be honest at first I wasn't as enthusiastic about this place but followed Paul as he had experience of Thailand and seemed pretty chuffed with this find. And he couldn't have been more spot on; OK the room was basic and the bathroom had a cold shower and a bucket flush toilet... but all this meant nothing when you were sat on the awesome wooden balcony, sitting in an easy chair looking out on the sea, or reading a book.....oh, and drinking Chang beers!! The 4 days we spent here were so relaxing, and I enjoyed it so much.... the pace of life slowed right down. OK, the food, the massages and everything else were so overpriced that it made you wince from time to time, but it was totally worth it to be near the sea. I had first hand experience of the devastation caused by one of Thailand's infamous drinks - the bucket. This is a small bottle of Thai whisky, red bull and other alcohol mixed together in a small child's plastic beach bucket, several straws stick out the top and you basically suck your way to total anihilation!! I found out during this time that Paul and buckets don't mix very well - one night we were in a bar near our place. We started on regular drinks then Paul made the mistake of saying that the next round was my choice..... I came back with a bucket of Long Island iced tea for us to share.... this clearly got Paul in bucket mode as he then ordered a more traditional thai whisky bucket next. The bucket was nearly finished when Paul got up, I presumed to go to the toilet. But then I quickly realised that the bucket had gone with him.... when I got out onto the street (dirt track) he was long gone... i waited in the bar for a while drinking a bit more but he didn't return. I went back to the bungalow expecting him to be there already, but no sight or sound of him...and he had the key to the bunglow. I sat on the balcony and tried to sleep on one of the easy chairs. He appeared bleary eyed and back at the bungalow at 8am... it turned out he had, in his "bucket" state, decided to go for a spontaneus jungle trek and had ended up in a different part of the island. Having slept it off a little, he managed to navigate his way back to our place with the help of a few locals :) He had lost his flip flops somewhere on this adventure, but wasn't sure how... so from that day on, I decided to keep that boy away from the buckets :) All in all Koh Samet was a great experience, and relaxing on the balcony was one of the highlights of this trip.

With Paul only having 4 days left in Thailand we headed back to Bangkok, and what followed was an almost exact replica of the first 4 days there.... just the way it should be!! The food in Thailand was awesome, by the way. So spicy and so cheap... I was loving it. Paul left and then I flew out to Phuket on the same day. I flew on a Thai budget airline called 1-2-GO, it was 40 quid for the single ticket. Everything was fine and I arrived in Phuket at around 11pm. The taxi driver advised me time and again that it was near impossible for me to get a room anywhere near the beach, as it was high season. He let me phone a few places on his mobile to help me realise that everything was full, which it was. He laughed and my plight and offered me a hotel in Phuket town!! I balked at the idea of being so far away from the beach and felt determined to get into somewhere near the beach.... I felt like my mission was set and I needed to proove this guy wrong, so I kindly asked him to take me to Patong beach, the craziest beach town I had ever seen. Basically like a costa del... in Thailand. But I had had my relaxation, and was now looking for something a bit more insane, and boy had I come to the right place. A million bars, a million foreigners, a million girls and a million more "girls" (ladyboys to the like of you and me). A mix of hedonistic craziness basically. Anyway, when I arrived in Patong the taxi driver wished me luck and I set out upon my quest. I walked around for about 30 mins and everything was fully booked... I heard the word "full" way too many times and suddenly realised that I could end up sleeping under the stars hugging my rucksack for dear life. But then a ray of life... a room... infact this guesthouses last room I was informed. I viewed the room and my worst fears were realised, this place was worn, dirty, badly furnished and very expensive considering it only had one crusty fan!! But what could I do, the hour was late and I swallowed my pride and took the room. Realising my plight I could remember that one of the nice guesthouses had said they had a room available for the following day, so I rushed through the ordeal of a shower, and marched over there to book my way out of this hell hole; thank goodness it worked!! I was to be in an air-conditioned, cheap (for Patong in high season) and nice room for the rest of my stay :) I hadn't planned to stay in Patong Beach for so long, as I was planning at least a few days on Phi Phi Island, which is only a few hours away by boat. However, the UK banking system was conspiring against me and after a few days in Patong I discovered its full force..... I had happily been living off my Chinese ATM card since I arrived in Thailand, but with half the holiday gone you can imagine that that vein of funds was becoming a little low and in need of topping up. Easy, I thought, I will get out my Natwest ATM and carry on the fun and frolics; but alas no, life was not as simple as that. When I tried the said ATM card the machine flashed up "Selected Account invalid"... oh, it must be the ATM I thought, so I tried another, and another and another- all with the same result. It now dawned on me that I had better sort this situation out pretty quick as my other funds would probably get me by, but only if I undertook a "backpacker" regime, something I winced at the thought of!! So I bought an international phone card and began the quest of releasing my UK funds. And if I thought all it would require was a simple phonecall I was wrong. I phoned up the Natwest call centre, and was told by a woman that my card was fine and it might be a problem with the Thai ATM's, her exact words were "we get a lot of people phoning with this problem from Thailand, but there is nothing we can do. Your account seems fine". She then says she will put me through to my local branch and they can scrutinise my situation further. After being on hold for what seemed like ages I gave up and put the phone down. I phone the call centre again and this time get a man - he, thank god, was making me feel better by at least trying to do different things to my card to get it to work... however, all without success. So I had spent one evening and quite a bit of money in international phonecalls trying to solve the situation. I went to bed feeling physically sick and tired..... imagine being in the land of plenty with the prospect of living like a pauper... and actually having ample money available back home but just not accesible... I felt at a low point and the dull banging of the music outside seemed to be teasing me with every beat. I woke up in the morning with fresh viguour, determined to get back to the good times that I had earlier enjoyed on this holiday. This is the modern age I thought, where there is a will there must be a way. My thoughts turned to somehow getting someone back home to transfer money across for me to pick up, and pay back when I got back to China. I went to an internet cafe to research this and came out convinced
that this was my only option. Well I phoned up my mother's house and it turned out to be about 4 in the morning there!! My panick and delusion wasn't exactly helping my ability to think straight!! Well to cut the story short my sister let me know that the Natwest fraud people had been on the phone yesterday trying to get hold of me because of unauthorised usage on my card..... well you can imagine my annoyance. I had been on the phone to the Natwest call centre for some time and they had neglected to mention anything regarding the fraud department. Well I phoned up the fraud department and got it all (FINALLY) sorted... using up a lot of time and international phone cards on the way :( Well, I felt phyically shattered and retreated to my hotel room... it was lunch time and I just lay in bed thanking my lucky stars; all the pressure in my body had been released and all I could do now was sleep. Well lets just say that on that evening I made up for not going out the following night by going totally crazy. I was ready to rage and spend as much money as possible, I had become so thankful of having money after seemingly having none!! Well the rest of my holiday in Patong could be summed up in one sentence - lots of crazy evenings, days lazing by the beach and books read, MP3 players listened to. And then it was time to leave and fly back to Bangkok to catch my flight. As it was peak season I struggled to get a flight and had to take a late night flight that landed at about 11pm; the problem was I had to fly back to China (via Hong Kong) the next day at around 10am!! So I had a night to kill in Bangkok.... I was deep in thought on the flight over... what should i do?? Be a good boy and have an early night in a hotel near the airport, or go into town and have one last night of living it up. By the time I had landed I had made up my mind to be a good boy :) I had no idea what hotels were near the airport, so I just went to ask at a couple of the hotel desks in the airport. Well to my dismay I was quoted prices that ranged from 2700 baht to 4000 baht a night for the "posh" Novotel nearby. Then my mind switched to other possibilities.... I thought "I could get a taxi into town, a cheap hotel room and a taxi back the next day (with beers, etc. included) for about the same as a night in one of these hotels near the hotel." So all my good intentions were laid to waste as I said my final goodbye to Thailand with a night out in Bangkok. In fact it wasn't too crazy, but it felt good to kick it back with some Chang beers and experience some Bangkok nightlife once more. By 6am the next morning I was up (all bleary eyed) and eating my breakfast at the hotel ready to trek back to the airport for my flight home. And I will tell you what - it was totally worth it :) I will go back to Thailand again someday - the people, the massages, the beaches, the awesome food are just a few of the many reasons to go back :)

What I've been watching recently....

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I haven't posted on my DVD watching antics for some time, so lets give you an idea....

Trailer Park Boys (Season 1-6)

This is a Canadian series I found out about through some of the Canadian boys over in Taiwan (Paul & Mike to be precise). It is a mocumentary based around these characters in a Trailer park who take time to build up, but once you get into what there about its pretty funny. My favourite character is Jim Lahey, the trailer park supervisor. He is an ex-cop who is now a drunk and dellusional trailer park supervisor. Some of his lines crack me up; in one episode it is the anniversary of when he left (err...was fired from) the police force. And he gets drunk and puts on his old uniform and goes around the park thinking he's a policeman again. If you only ever watch one episode of this program, watch this one... it's in the third season. Then there's an episode in the second season where Jim Lahey is losing it and it looks like he will loose control of the park to this greasy guy called Sam. They basically spike this guys hot dog with magic mushrooms just before he does his campaign speech. The moment where he loses it and messes up his speech is so funny.

Underworld

This film was a case of style over substance... the film looked good, but the plot and the acting was pretty patchy to say the least. It was also too long, I found myself clock watching half way through. 6/10

The Departed

As a huge fan of the original Hong Kong film that this is based on "Infernal Affairs", I have to say I was pretty surprised to find myself liking this film. I thought that they would mess it up and make me curse Hollywood for even trying. But it turns out to be a very good remake. They have basically upheaved the storyline and dropped into an American setting, with an Irish-American gang storyline. The cast is solid and most of the performances are believable. Although the one exception is Leonardo D'Caprio as the down on his luck under cover policeman. In the HK origianal, this character was so down and dirty, you really felt his desperation. But poor old Leonardo just cant make this type of role his own. Apart from this, this is a film worth seeing... even though I would watch the HK version first :) 8.5/10

V for Vendetta

This film was excellent, and unlike the film above, it had both style and substance. It is based in 2020, and America has decended into civil war. But England is holding up better, but only because of the fascist rule of the current government (almost like the setup in the film Equilibrium). V wants to give some power back to the people and get his own back for events in his past (trying not to give too much away). Basically this was one of those films that captivated me - 9/10 - highly recommended.

The Business

An English gangster story about a blue eyed boy who is forced into a life of crime and drugs in the costas of Spain. I liked this film for probably one reason only... it is set in the 80's and has some wicked 80's nightclub scenes accompanied with an equally wicked 80's soundtrack. The story is passable, if littered with obvious gangster cliques and the like. 7.5/10

Hard Candy

This is a film covering a pretty hardcore subject... paedophilia. But from a different angle to the Kevin Bacon film "The Woodsman". That film tries to make you sympathise with the character of the paedophile and see things from his side. But Hard Candy comes at it from the side of a young girl who could potentially be a victim of such a character. And just when you think that this girl is going to be another victim, things take a turn. The hunted becomes the hunter. This is an intense but highly recommended film. Men, be prepared to wince a few times 8.5/10.

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Mindly entertaining, but way too long. This is not an epic, this does not keep you gripped. And it isn't really about the storyline, as the storyline is pretty basic. It is about Douglas Adam's unique style of humour and an adhoc journey through space. Unfortunately these things don't come out enough. 7/10.

Memento

A film I have been meaning to watch for a LONG time. I finally got around to watching it and it was totally worth the wait. It was awesome. The idea of starting at the end of the film and working back is so unique and surprisingly still very tense. Even though you know what will ultimately happen, you are still gripped. You have all probably seen this movie and know all about it so I wont go on... if you haven't seen it then do...right now!! 9/10

A busy term is coming to an end :)

2006-11-19T08:46:00.000Z

Well I can't believe that we are only 4 weeks away from our Christmas and New Year holidays, this half term is the longest of the year, but it has sure flown by :) I have had reports to write, parents evenings to do and planning to hone... so I have been busy at work so this has helped it to go fast. In fact I even took part in a charity event one Sunday where I took a one and a half hour stint in goal for a "beat the teacher" game. We raised a lot of money and it was actually quite fun in the end!! But all these things have been things I have worked up to and now passed; the final big hurdle of the year is the Christmas performance..... I hope I can take to that last hurdle Colin Jackson style and go into the Christmas holidays ready to chill out. I have orgaised a trip to Thailand for Chrimstmas and New Year, with a stopover first in Hong Kong to meet up with Jessica. It's a 3 week holiday in total, and it should be a pretty good one!! I am meeting Paul in Thailand, a good friend from Taiwan. He should show me a rope or two in Thailand, as I am a bit of a Thailand virgin (errrr...meaning I haven't been there!). As long as it involves laying on a beach at some point I don't mind what we do, but 3 weeks of slopping around in flip flops and shorts can never be bad.

Recently I have been testing out some of the nightlife that Guangzhou has to offer, and found some pretty cool places. I really like going out dancing, so night clubs were high on the list of things to discover. I have been to two good clubs here... one is called Velvet, and is a weird concept for a night club, but it works surprisingly well. I think mainly because the music is usually pretty good. None of this pop songs made to sound like dance tracks rubbish :) It is basically a large room with a large bar in the middle of the room. The dance floor is effectively anywhere around the perimeter of the bar, in fact there is probably more space used up for the bar than for the dance floor. Then there are stairs up to a balcony that acts as a more conventional dance floor. It sounds weird, but it actually works really well. Both times i have been there I have had a lot of fun and danced non stop pretty much the whole night..... they also put on these "shows" on the bar, with maybe dancers dressed up as a cop and a "naughty woman who must be punished", or a dancer wearing a crazy wedding dress.... I think this is their attempt to send out the cool vibe, but I usually find these moments a distraction from the music and dancing. But all in all Velvet is pretty good. Then I have been to BabyFace, a far more conventional club with two areas.... a techno dance floor and a r'n'b type deal on another dance floor. The music was good but not as interesting as in Velvet, each track was too similiar and for some reason it just didn't flow as well. But anyway, there were a lot of people and it was still good. I will have to go there again to test the waters a second time. Another place I have been to is called Tang, it is a latin music style dance club, they have a live latin band and all that. The actual building is very spectacular and well designed, but I just can't handle a whole night of off beat latin music and old dudes bumping into you on the dance floor whilst attempting to recreate a latin dance!! It is novel for a few hours at the start of the night but thats about as far as it goes :) Now, I have explained some good experiences in Guangzhou whilst out on the town, now here is one that wasn't soo hot! Before I start I would like to say it was a good job I was with some cool people this night or I would have been so up the creek without a paddle. Well, this place is called the Wave Bar... and as soon as you walked in the place you felt like you were in some scene from the 80's. The walls were mirrored and the music was loud and too commercial. We ordered our drinks and went upstairs, now this really did take me into a world of 80's excess... there was a small circular stage with a scantily clad woman dancing and singing karaoke. Her stage was lined with stools with men perched on enjoying the show. You look around and the other tables dont have single drinks on like they would back home, they all have bottles of Jack D's, Vodka whatever.... the feeling of excess is in the air. OK alot of places in China are similiar but I think the decor just made it feel wrong... and the music was unforgivable. You see bars are easy for me, I can enjoy myself at most bars as long as they aren't too noisy. But for me Nightclubs are all about the music, I just can't enjoy myself in a club that churns out dance tracks that are essentially massacered pop tunes...aarrgghhh!

I have also sampled the delights of KTV here, which turned out to be indenticle to Taiwan, in fact the company that owned the KTV I went to here is Taiwanese! It was an all night affair from 1-6am. It was fun, but basically consisted of me trying to pull off too many cool sounding Robbie Williams songs (English songs are limited as you can imagine). You are in a small room with your friends, with a TV and a Karaoke system. This was a little crazy as it included a buffet... I arrived at 1am, and people were still eating.... this was a real Chin moment :)

My week in Taipei

2006-10-14T07:45:00.000+01:00

It was nice to get to the first holiday of the school year, and I chose to use this to spend a week in Taipei. As well as obviously meeting up with Jessica, I thought it would be nice to meet some friends that I used to hang out with over there. Paul and Mike are a a deadly duo of Canadians who I had the pleasure of re-living some good times with. It been some time since I had seen them and ,with the aid of some beer, much catching up was done. We had a BBQ on the last Friday before I left at Mike's apartment (a really nice rooftop apartment with a sweet patio/rooftop). He really knows how to cook up a feast, and most types of meat were presented in the chargrilled format :) I ended up having a little too much alcohol, but hey what are holidays are for! In the morning, I had probably the worst hangover I have had for some years. Which was weird as I was acually pretty coherent at the end of the night (or morning), and had drunk quite a bit of water before going to bed! But anyway, the fact remained that I had a real stinker which included not being able to eat anything... and I was meeting Armi that day to catch up. Armi arrived and it was obvious that I wouldn't be able to function, so a solution was sought. We went to a medicine store and bought me a couple of miracle working tablets, which basically got me feeling tip-top in about 15 minutes- not bad ey! So we ended up eating a massive lunch in a dim- sum restaurant, had a coffee, shot some pool for a few hours and finally ate dinner in an over-priced "italian" restaurant!! It was awesome to see Armi - I have known him since university and he's a really funny guy. He's definetly one of those lifer friends who you know you could hang out with when your old and grey :)

Earlier in the week, I had amused myself visiting some familiar areas of Taipei to hang out. The place is changing, especially DaPingLin where I used to live when I was there. It's a suburb in Taipei County and was just starting to grow when I was there. Now they have a massive new Carrefour store, B&Q store, loads more restaurants. Everywhere you look new buildings are going up. But me and Jessica were still able to go to my favourite restaurant there, with a couple of her friends. A small basic Thai restaurant; in fact even that place had grown, but they still served up the same super spicy and sour Thai food - even the lemon fish I have longed for since I left 2 years ago :)

All in all this trip was not about doing exciting new things, it was about reconnecting with some very special people and remembering the life I had in Taipei. In that respect it was a success - paul, mike and armi.... if you're reading this, I hope to be sat supping beers and shooting shit (as Americans would say) when we are all old and grey!!

The DVD store - Part 2

2006-10-14T05:28:00.000+01:00

Now hopefully you have read my antics below at the first DVD store and thought "that sounds kinda crazy!" But recently I went to another kinda crazy DVD place that really made me realise that I am living in China now :) This guy at work (Peter) took me to this DVD place that is on the top floor of this department store type place. We get to the floor and it is basically full of these small kiosk-stall type places that sell DVD's and CD's. So I am shown a couple of boxes of DVD's and start rummaging through; now the thing that is different about this place is all the DVD's they have are 100% ligit DVD's from Europe, and they are still only 5 RMB a pop (maybe 40p or something like that). So they are not like the (still very good)Chinese copies that I bought in the other place. Anyway, I am looking through the boxes on the stall and I am thinking well actually this isn't looking too hot as they only had maybe 4 or 5 boxes. But all this changes when Peter talks to the guys there and they tell us to go with them to anoher floor. Well basically we end up sat outside this tiny stockroom, sat on small stalls; we sit there for about one hour as the guy passes out box after box after box of DVD's for us to look through. After that hour is up I have a pile of DVD's as high as....well.... lets just say I had a lot! I bought full seasons of friends, Futurama, The Simpsons, classic films such as Rambo, Back to the future & even the first full season of Knight Rider!! And all on original disks in proper DVD cases. Yet another pure China experience, and i'm loving it :)

The Cool Japanese Restaurant!!

2006-10-14T05:21:00.000+01:00

I went to this cool restaurant for a guy's birthday at work (Rob). It is a Japanese style restaurant where you all sit around a hot plate and eat as much food as you want for a set price. Most of it is cooked in front of you and is pretty nice :) But the deal gets even sweeter when you realise that this also includes as much beer and sake as you can order! And the beer is proper Japanese beer like Kirin & Asahi. So you can imagine how much of a good time we had there :) In I ever eat there again in that kind of situation, I think I am going to be a little less gung-ho about the sake! We went to a bar afterwards, and lets just say that the sake/beer in my belly did help my progress there!! But definetely a place to keep on my radar in Guangzhou, certainly if you go with alot of people.

Supermarkets and wine at 10 on a Sunday..

2006-09-06T15:23:00.000+01:00

Last Sunday I had a fairly novel experience at my apartment complex. There is a supermarket here, right next to the school. It is basically a western style supermarket that stocks such delights as flora margarine and my favorite....decent cereal. Anyway, they had their official opening last Sunday and all the teachers went to support the store and look foreign. Fair enough you might think, but there is a small twist. The opening started at 10pm and about 5 minutes after we walked in we were presented with a sparkling fresh glass of.......wait for it.....red wine!! So there I was quaffing South Africa's finest and chatting meaningfully at just gone ten on a Sunday. Could only happen in China!! I can't say too much though as I did actually have two glasses.....

The DVD store :)

2006-09-06T15:03:00.000+01:00

Last Saturday I had the pleasure of experiencing a DVD store here in Guangzhou, and trust me there weren't no HMV till boys to quiz about the latest releases, or infact even anything vaguely resembling my DVD buying experience in the UK. We went to this mall that only deals with computers and the like; we walk to where the DVD place is and a voice pipes up "you want DVD", upon our affirmative signal a shutter goes up to reveal a heaving mass of bodies pouring over the literally hundreds of DVD's in this "shop". We walk in and the shutter is immediately put back to its rightful place!! The joint isn't big, but every available inch of wall and floor space is covered with DVD's. You end up sorting through boxes of DVD's and ,when you feel tired, scanning the rows of displayed DVD's on the racks. After 30 mins of this you have a stack of discs big enough to choke a small elephant, that is when you know enough is enough and retreat to the "cash desk"; ironically it is infact a desk with a lot of cash behind it!! Anyways, I bought such gems as...... 1)EVERY bond film (in pretty fine looking boxset packaging I might add) for 15 quid!! 2) Curb your Enthusiasm Season 5 boxset 3) Das Boot 4) Citizen Kane and about 6 or 7 other sweet films. As the TV here is not too hot, I need a bank of quality films to dip into at any time. I think I am well on the way to achieving that!!

The maid dilemma....

2006-08-27T04:42:00.000+01:00

I new before I arrived that many foreigners here had maids, but I had also been thinking that I would try to avoid having a maid in Guangzhou. I suppose I saw it as exploiting people lower down the food chain or something. But now that I am actually in Guangzhou and have seen my apartment, I realise that there is no chance of me keeping this place clean by myself!! So me and some other new teachers are going to share one. She will work the full week and clean our 3 apartments during that time. And after meeting the maid I don't feel so bad; she is a local woman who was already working as a cleaner for the company who owns the complex we live in. She was recommended to us as she was apparently a very good worker, and has always been loyal and honest. Working for us will mean she will get a pretty hefty pay raise and will have "bosses" who are not too hard on her!! So she seemed pretty happy about the whole deal, and I suppose for her this is also a good opportunity. So now I don't feel like it is bad, I might even say we are giving a little back to the local community (although I hesitate to say this at the risk of sounding arrogant, as I realise it is only a little!!). Anyway, she seems like a nice woman and I hope we can look after her :) I would love to hear anyone's opinion on this matter, as I am sure that some people might find this an interesting issue!! Anyway, on a purely selfish note I am looking forward to not having to worry about ironing shirts for work or cleaning the floors!!!

My first experiences in Guangzhou

2006-08-27T04:08:00.000+01:00

(IF YOU WANT TO SEE PICS OF MY PLACE IN GUANGZHOU, CLICK ON THE "MY PICTURES" TAB ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE PAGE)

When I arrived back into Guangzhou from Sanya I was not sure what to expect, but I needn't have worried for one second. I was picked up from the airport and from that point onwards looked after by the school. They gave me free international phonecards, a bag of essential food for my apartment, and even put some basics like plates, bedding etc. in there for me. When I actually got to see my apartment I was pretty impressed; the apartment is very big for one person, and is pretty well furnished and appointed. Basically it is the same standard as my last apartment in Taiwan, and much bigger. But I used to share that with 2 other people, this place is only for me. It is a little way out of town, as it takes 20 minutes in a taxi. But this means it is literally in the same complex as my school, a 5 minute walk away. The school is part of a big residential complex you see, so I am near the school but not actually within the school grounds. Also, it is right next to a lake and you get to see quite a lot of greenery around. I will live in this apartment for one year, then they will move all the teachers into slightly smaller apartments above the school. I am actually happy about this because they should be newly refurbished and nice; also they should be 2 bedroom rather than the three I have now. Basically, I won't feel like I am rattling around in a big apartment like I sometimes feel now (don't get me wrong, I still love it).

So you can imagine that I feel pretty excited about my new life in Guangzhou, it seems like it will work out really well.

The first week at school was an induction week. We were taken through the basic operations of the school, given opportunities to sort out our classrooms, and taken to IKEA to do some shopping for our apartments. I also bought a DVD (as I love watching films!!) and a laptop (as I can't bear not to be online!!). We also ate out very often in the evening, we would go into town and eat Chinese, Taiwanese, Thai and Vietnamese food. So this week was a fairly easy going introduction to China. One thing I would like to mention here is the craziness of the supermarkets!! When you go into a local supermarket, it is usually packed!! Moving around it means avoiding many people, getting pushed in the back many times and generally feeling pretty claustrophobic. I don't mind this too much, but it makes shopping a pretty hectic affair. You can't stop in an aisle if there are many people in the aisle as well, you feel like you can't browse anything!! This seems to be something that is generally different to Taipei; there I could shop with relative ease and in Taiwan you only occasionally felt that you were in a heavily populated city (usually if you went to a major shopping area on a saturday). However, it seems like in China you will feel the populous much more. Hey, I can get used to it, I am a good one for just going with the flow. It is probably a bit of a cop out, but I will probably do a lot of shopping at the western supermarket in our complex. And that obviously is not busy at all!! But I find that because I cant cook Asian food I end up coming out of Chinese supermarkets with junk food rather than raw materials to make a meal. Hopefully I can do this better at the western supermarket. Also, they have a lot of nice cereal there, something that is hard to find in China. They only sell the sugary children's cereal in local supermarkets here.

This week just gone we have had the kids in. I am teaching Nursery, so my children are 3 years old. They are so cute, although most are fairly quiet right now. I expect them to slowly come out of their shells over the next few weeks.

So basically, my first few weeks here have been brilliant. I have really enjoyed everything and think my life here will be fun. I am practicing my Chinese, but realise I really need to put a big effort in this time to become more fluent. I hope this posting has given an insight into my life here, and I will try to update this blog regularly with things that I do!!

My holiday in Sanya!

2006-08-26T02:57:00.000+01:00

(TO FIND OUR HOLIDAY PICS, GO TO THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF THE PAGE & CLICK ON THE LINK "MY PICTURES", YOU WILL THEN SEE A SET OF PICS FOR SANYA)

Well I flew out to sanya on this crazy China Southern airplane, hoping to experience immense relaxation. I say crazy as the pilot seemed to do everything in extremes, instantly climbing very steeply, doing massive banked turns. Lets just say it wasn't as smooth as it might have been. But before I talk about all of that I need to explain that there was a slight hiccup in proceedings. As my flight to Sanya was delayed from 10:30AM to 3:30PM. I had no way of contacting Jessica as she would already be on her way to Sanya via Hong Kong, so at first I was kinda freaking out. However, I remembered that I had said to her a few times that if she gets to the airport in Sanya and I am not there that she should go straight to the first hotel. So I try to put it out of my mind and wait for the bus that will take all of the stranded passengers to a hotel. Yes, that's right, they offered us a hotel to wait in even though my flights there and back only cost just over 100 quid. So we set off and I realise that all instructions will be in Chinese as I am the only foreigner going there.....should be interesting. It takes maybe 30 or 40 mins to get to this place, the China Southern Resort Hotel or something. I try to check in using broken Chinese, then get told to go to the restaurant where they will be serving us lunch. So I end up sat at a big round table with a group of people I don't know. And of course they are highly amused by the fact that there is a foreigner at there table. They are really nice and friendly, but just watching me eat each different dish then murmuring amongst themselves. They tell me that one person at the table is really good at English, but it comes as no surprise that this person doesn't want to even try to talk to me.... something I got used to in Taiwan. People spent a lot of time and money learning English, then don't want to use it unless forced to!! So we carried on conversing in my broken Chinese, although after about 5 or 10 mins they kinda gave up, or my Chinese ran out!! Anyway, the food was wicked and free, so I cant complain. After lunch I made my way to my room (via bus!!); it was a basic but comfortable room. It is one of those places that has loads of rooms in like a holiday camp chalet style complex. I had a shower, a cup of coffee and settled down to watch some TV. So my little de-tour came to an end and after my slightly worrying flight I arrived in the tiny airport in Sanya. I looked around the airport and there was no sign of Jessica, so I made my way to the hotel. She must be there I thought, so I haggled for a taxi and set off. After a 20 minute ride we arrive at the hotel, a guy takes my bags and I get all checked in. However, after a half chinese/english conversation I find out that Jessica isn't here yet!! So this is where I start to really worry. The porter shows me to my room and I my brain starts working overtime... OK I think to myself, don't panic, just have a shower and she will come. So I hop in the shower, have a shave and start to get dressed. Then the phone rings and guess what?? It's Jessica... you wouldn't believe how relieved I was. It turns out that she flew to the wrong airport on Hainan Island!! They have 2 airports Haikou and Sanya, she flew to Haikou. So you can imagine that she arrived, waited for me and obviously started to panic when I didn't turn up.... and when she asked the people at the airport about my flight number they said it didn't exist!! Anyway, she worked out eventually what had happened and came down to Sanya in a Taxi - it took 3 hours!! Anyway, I am just so relieved to see her and I calm her down, tell her that our holiday started now and to forget all about this bad experience. So we go decide to go and have the hotel's BBQ buffet and forget all about it. We both feel so excited to be with each other again and our holiday starts :) The buffet includes a lot of food and also beer, and they have it on a patio next to a pond with...get this... live entertainment (a filipino singer who is not always in tune!!)So we settle in and enjoy our food. We were staying at this hotel, called "the Resort intime" for 4 nights and it was really nice. It was a big resort style hotel that had its own section of the beach. We spent our time relaxing by the pool and beach, it was awesome. I really needed a simple and relaxing beach holiday to prepare me for starting work in Guangzhou, and I realised that this place was perfect. And it was near a small town, where we could venture to eat cheap food, so we rarely ate in the hotel. Although we did have an afternoon tea buffet once, where you eat cake, sandwiches and sip tea. We sat out on the balcony on these really cool wicker tables and chairs, its a shame I didn't take a picture of this. Of course the breakfast was awesome, and me and Jessica ate a lot every day!! This is one of our many weaknesses!! So we were really happy with this hotel and having a great time. When the 4 nights were up we were booked into the Marriott hotel & spa in another area of Sanya. So we went by taxi and were looking forward to the 5* luxury, wondering how it would be different from the first hotel. Well let me tell you this place blew the other place out of the water. It was a really grand looking hotel complex with a massive lobby, which included a lounge that looked out onto the sea. Its a circular area with lots of wooden sliding doors which they usually leave open, so you get the most amazing views. The style of the place almost had a colonial feel to it with big wooden fans whirring above you. This was a place that we were to often sit, relaxing in the evening sipping cocktails!! The room was awesome with a balcony and a sea view. The place had a lagoon pool area, which was a interlinking set of small pools with jacuzzis and a poolside bar and cafe. Then they had a regular pool in another area. The beach area was very private and they had security guards to stop hawkers. So we went from being relaxed in the first hotel, to a state of almost comatozed relaxation in this place. Just meandering around wearing flip flops and beach shorts was blissful. The complex was in the middle of nowhere, so you had to eat in the hotel. It was expensive for China, but for a 5* hotel it was still pretty good. Probably like regular prices in a Travelodge back home!! We ate in an Indonesian restaurant, as well as eating lots of Hainan specialty's and also having a crazy buffet one night (which included steak, shrimp, peiking duck amongst other things). So all in all me and Jessica had an awesome time in Sanya. We hadn't seen each other for half a year at least and we really enjoyed lazing around and chatting. You should get this impression from our photos!! I would highly recommend this place to anyone who is out this way. It aint exactly a simple Thai style beach holiday, but if you like the occasional blowout resort holiday then you will love this place!!!

First day in Guangzhou :)

2006-08-26T02:37:00.000+01:00

Finally, the day arrived to go to Guangzhou. After all the build up it finally arrived. I was so excited by the whole idea, and rocked up to Newcastle airport in the hire car full of expectation. As usual I was worried that my bag was overweight, but of course as usual it was underweight by quite a bit. So I got my bag checked in and I was officially on my way :) I had to go to Guangzhou via Germany, and the airline was called Lufthansa city or something. The plane they ran was really small, the smallest plane I think I have ever been on!! What I didn't realise is this meant that the overweight lockers were also smaller, and I had my "this is hand luggage but not as you know it" bag stuffed full of as many possessions as possible. So I get on this plane and walk to my seat, try to put the bag in the overhead locker (what a joke that was to even attempt it). So I sit down on my seat and wonder what the hell I am going to do with my uber-bag. This German guy stops in front of me and it is obvious that his seat is the seat next to mine. I try to maneuver out of his way, but with my huge bag and people constantly trying to stream past it is pretty impossible. Now I cant remember what this guy said to me next, but it basically made me feel like he was one of those impatient businessmen who thinks that he is the boss of the world and not just a few office pen pushers. So I'm like I can't move mate, sorry, I need to put my bag somewhere. He sits down on the seat opposite and when the people for that seat arrive he tells them "that's my seat but that guy wont move etc. etc." I suppose the communication issue with his German English didn't help, but the way he was saying it was really not helping. So I start making comments back and there it is, my first "in flight" conflict. But this isn't even the best bit. I get off the plane in Germany and when I get a fair way into the airport I decide to go to the little boys room, and guess who is walking out of the toilet just as I am coming in.... yes, you guessed it, that German guy!! So I instantly see the opportunity to cleanse all evil and I hold the door for him to which he says thankyou. All is again well with the world :) The flight from Germany to Guangzhou was much easier though. It was a 10 hour flight, but I was able to sleep for 3-4 hours, and I talked to the guy sat next to me a fair bit - this slightly crazy Dutch guy. It was cool when the plane landed, because it seemed to circle Guangzhou a little bit, so it really gave me an idea of the place. The journey from the airport to the school was pretty easy, and I arrived to meet these two guys, Jon and Rob, who are part of the admin/management of the school. The school is really nice, and looking around really made me start to feel excited. As I was only staying one night in Guangzhou (I was going to Sanya the next day), Rob offered to put me up and take me out for dinner. So we hopped in a taxi and went to his apartment. The taxi ride immediately made me feel at home, as he was ducking and diving all over the place in traffic that seemed to have no rules or order....just like Taiwan :) We spruced ourselves up and went out to this awesome restaurant. There were maybe 8 of us eating, and we went to this local restaurant under an overpass. We ate a real feast of Chinese food, washed down with local beer; so I really felt at home. One dish that was really cool was a plate of legs of lamb. They would put silver foil on the end so you could pick them up caveman style!! We then went back to Rob's apartment and had shots of interesting alcohol; they all ventured out to have more fun, but my jetlag was setting in so I just settled down to go to bed. Thinking of the fact that in 24 hours I would be with Jessica!!

A long time coming!!

2006-07-31T11:44:00.001+01:00

I haven't posted on this blog for quite a while, but I have finally got around to doing it!! I have been pretty busy packing and cleaning, preparing for the big move over to China. Now it is almost upon me, and I feel so excited it's unbelievable. Also, the fact that I will be having a weeks relaxing beach holiday with Jessica before I start in China is something else to look forward to. I haven't seen Jessica since Christmas and I can't wait :) This past week has been cool, I finished work last Tuesday. The school had a "party" after school finished at 2.15pm, it was a lovely day and we sat outside scoffing food and the like. I then went to pick up my hire car (thanks to the lovely Lena, another teacher at the school!!). My luck was clearly in as they upgraded me to a Volkswagen Golf plus, rather than the lowly Clio I had actually reserved. It had air conditioning as well, which you can imagine has been a god send in the heat we've been having recently. I got home in the car by about 5pm, and was determined that I was going to go up to my Mum's in Yorkshire that same evening. So I started to organise all my boxes ready to pack into the car. It was so hot, that the sweat was literally dipping off me!! I changed shirts, said my goodbyes and was off by 7pm :) The drive home was almost trance like; the car cruised so quietly, something that I wasn't used to with my old car "the brute" ha ha... no,but my old car was so noisy and uncouth that this car seemed so refined. I didn't have any music on the whole journey, I just sat and cruised - it was weird! Now we get on to what I have been doing at my mum's; well on Friday we had a BBQ and I went out with Foggin and Rick for a few beers around Malton. It was weird to see how things have changed since we used to go out there as young-erns!! Then on Saturday I went with my mum, sister and lil' bro to a place called the Ham & Cheese, a pub come restaurant near my mum's house (-ish). The food was really good!! I had a fillet steak, and it was so "melt in your mouth". Of course we all ate too much and came back feeling bloated. That didn't stop us cracking open a bottle of champagne though!! Sunday we had another BBQ and more steak. When the weather is this good you can't stop having BBQ's!! I go to Newcastle on Wednesday to see a few people ,then fly out to China on Thursday. I will only stay there for one night as I will fly to see Jessica in Sanya...... it's all so exciting :) Well, this post has been more informative than interesting, but hope it gives you some idea of what I have been up to lately....... Pictures will follow.

Making decisions.....

2006-07-06T20:10:00.000+01:00

As all my friends know, I am very bad at making decisions. It doesn't even have to be a major decision, something as simple as "shall I buy item X or item XX at the supermarket!! I can stand in a shop for several minutes waying up in my mind the pro's and con's of whether I should buy something. I think I just can't take anything lightly and make a purchase on the spur of the moment, unless I already know that I need that thing 100% already. It's funny really, as sometimes I weigh things up too much and it can be like a battle in my head. If it isn't clear one way or the other I encounter a brain meltdown and physically can't make any decision. Numerous friends have been frustrated by this lack of decision making, and I just can't seem to solve this age old set of dilemmas. There is another side to this as well, the issue of over researched future events... ha ha :) For example, when I knew I would be moving to China, I spent hours searching the net for websites, blogs and forums talking about where I would be moving, the school I would be working for, the food, the people, the crime rate, possible holidays that I could take accompanied by costs!! the list could go on!! I can't just say to myself "I'm going to China" and forget about it until it happens, I have to spent so much time doing meaningless research and imagining what it would be like. This does have it's good sides though, as when I book hotels for example, I scan the net for all possible hotel reviews and usually end up somewhere pretty sweet!! But there are many downsides!! Any advice anyone :)

FIFA rankings need a spanking :)

2006-06-18T11:15:00.000+01:00

One source of great amusement during this years world cup has been the FIFA world rankings. They put America as 5th, Mexico at 4th, Czech Republic 2nd.... then Argentina 8th. What a joke!! Basically, the system must be set up so that ranking points are awarded for each win, so the teams who play more games in a year end up ranked higher. There must be a better way of arranging these rankings, or else just don't bother......ideas on the back of a postcard to Sepp Blatter :)

Temporary nervous wreck....

2006-06-11T23:24:00.000+01:00

One of the things that I have noticed in my 30 years on this planet is that in some situations I can really be a nervous wreck. I really believe that in general I don't come across as a nervous person, but I can feel it under the surface quite often and it occasionally rears its ugly head and I turn into a bag of nerves.... its totally embarrassing, but thankfully doesn't happen that often. I personally believe this part of my character has occurred due to my speech impediment. Everyone who has this problem knows that in certain situations you feel this surge of nerves... it might be waiting in a line to buy a train ticket, it might be making an important phonecall. Basically, these nerves are pre-programmed into your brain from bad experiences growing up where your stammer has caused you embarrassment and then the next time you come across this same situation you get the nerves. It was worse when I was younger, but now at the ripe old age of 30 it is not really that obvious; I have learned how to stay calm and breath properly, and most of the time I control the nerves well (although I do still feel them in the background). But there are the odd few occasions when they still take over. Basically, whenever I feel under great pressure there is a chance it could happen. One major example is if I get into a serious argument with someone, that has gone beyond the realms of a debate and into a slagging match. And it is really weird that when I sense that this is starting, my heartbeat really starts going, I can really feel it pumping and I find it really hard to talk properly when it gets this bad. My voice is all shaky and I come across as a babbling mess. If I really take command back of my breathing it gets better again, but if I don't it just spirals. And afterwards I feel more upset about how crap I came across than the subject of the argument (something all people with speech impediments can relate to). However, my life is based on having confidence, so I am good at telling myself not to be so stupid, to forget about what other people think of me and cheer up and get on with it. Something I do every time I feel bad about my speech impediment. You have to keep putting yourself out there and forgetting past experiences with this problem, otherwise you would become so inward looking and isolate yourself. Also, my speech impediment is not bad at all relatively speaking, and I have met other people that have it much worse. Most of the time I just have pauses in words and sentences, not full on stammers over sounds. A friend of mine knows someone with a pretty bad stammer, but he has got to the point where he rarely goes out and socializes with others. He stays in a lot, and his life has taken a downward spiral. You just can't afford to let that happen, you have to keep pushing yourself forward into the limelight!! Infact I am not socializing as much as I would like to at the moment, due to the fact that I don't really live near many of my friends in the UK. See here for more details. But I sometimes notice that after a weekend spent with my own company, I might be a little less fluent for the first half of Monday. It's really weird how that happens. It's almost as if the more I talk to others, the more consistently fluent I am...weird, right??

arrgghhh... the world cup

2006-06-02T12:44:00.000+01:00

To say I feel excited about the world cup is an understatement. It is but a week away, and I am already imagining all the games that I will watch. Of course, the England games will be really sweet, but I always feel nervous and tense. When you watch the neutral games, you can watch some really great games that you totally didn't expect. Like years ago, when I was a kid. It was 1994, the world cup was in America; Romania were playing and I really had no idea about what they were like. I think they were playing Columbia, and it was a great game capped by a superb long range goal by Hagi (a player I had really never heard of before). But that world cup was made special because all the games were on TV in the middle of the night. I lived with my parents, in a loft room at the top of the house. I would quietly wake up in the middle of the night, and switch on the TV to watch the games. Any little creak made me jump and think I had been rumbled... Hilarious! I believe that Stoichkov also came alive in that world cup, and played a key role for Bulgaria. I think because England weren't there, I could appreciate the qualities of other teams more. Then there was the 1998 world cup. The standout game was of course the England-Argentina game, which I watched in a pub with some friends at home. When Owen scored that wonder goal the whole place erupted! 2002 was a tamer affair, as it was in Japan and South Korea, and I was living in Taiwan. So I could watch the games in the daytime quite easily; the games were very surprising that year. We had a kind of prediction competition organised at work, and I was confident that I would win (as I was up against mostly north americans who have no idea about "soccer"!!). However, the likes of South Korea in the latter stages of the competition really blew that idea out of the water. A lot of good teams fell early, and a lot of underdogs triumphed....... So to 2006.... what do I think?? Well of course, England have a great chance. We have got one of the best teams we have had for a long time; my worry is that Sven just doesn't have the gusto to go with our team. If we play the slow, calculated game then the top teams will do it better and beat us. We need to play with the English hybrid game, that fuses good skill and passing with quick feet and lots of nippy interchanges. Other teams don't like playing at a fast tempo, but England can do it well. We would be all over other teams like cheap aftershave, and they wouldn't like it one bit. But I fear that we will be forced to play into the hands of our opponents!! I think the uproar about Theo Walcott is totally understandable; but I feel he could be a dark horse that no other teams really know much about. He could come on and score some quickfire goals at crucial times. Even if he doesn't score, he will mix up the opposing teams defence and give us more chances. I back him to be a surprise package (not just because he's an Arsenal player). Anyway, I hope everyone enjoys the feast of football that is the world cup, and I will be posting again in about 3-4 weeks crying about how we were knocked out on penalties.

My new toy :)

2006-05-14T11:30:00.000+01:00

I have recently invested in a new toy; a Nintendo DS lite. I feel slightly extravagant as it has only come out in Japan so far, but I saw a deal I couldn't refuse on a certain online auction site :) The idea for buying it was as entertainment on long flights and journeys. As I will probably end up flying a lot on cheap Chinese airlines and they don't have much good entertainment, or should I say any good entertainment. I thought about buying a PSP, but it seems too bulky and the batteries don't last very long. Also, Nintendo have the most original and addictive games I have ever seen. Whereas the PSP just has a load of arcadey style games ported over from the PS2. I got a lot of games with the system, and there are some I just have to explain to you. There is one game where you are a young surgeon working your way up the ranks; you use the stylus on the touch screen to make the incisions, etc. It is just awesome, and very high pressured. There is a similar game where you are a budding lawyer who has to work his way through increasingly difficult cases. Then there is Nintendogs - you basically own a virtual dog, train it, feed it and teach it new tricks. You can use the microphone on the DS to teach your dog voice commands. You enter it into discus competitions and the like to earn money to buy food, etc. The list could go on and on; this machine is really pushing the boundries of game genres, and although not graphically as amazing as the PSP, it has much more long term value. I am already addicted :) I think it will be a very wise investment indeed!!

Will blogger.com work...... ??

2006-05-14T11:20:00.000+01:00

I have heard that blogger.com is blocked in China; this would be very annoying as I would have to find another site to blog on and start all over! Well I will see when I get to China! Still very excited about the move and can't wait to get there. Will be hard work, but totally worth it. My plan is to go over a little early and have a holiday on Sanya, Hainan Island. Probably staying in nice resort style hotel right on the beach. I just think I will really need some R & R before I start this new job....

It's official.... things are changing ;)

2006-04-23T18:05:00.001+01:00

Well I have had a pretty eventful Easter holidays really. I went to up north in the second week of the holidays, seeing various friends and family up there. It was pretty nice to have this time off and see everyone, forgetting about the work waiting for me back in London. At the end of the first week I had an interview at the British School of Guangzhou, in the South of China. Even though I wasn't too confident afterwards, they offered me a position on the following Monday. As you can imagine, that made me feel pretty excited and the decision to accept was actually quite a simple one. The school seems excellent, the package offered was pretty sweet to say the least, and the location is very good for me. I will be back close to Jessica, and also in easy reach of lots of nice holidays :) The school holidays are the same as what I would get in England, so I will have plenty of chances to explore Asia!! I know that Guangzhou is not a very fashionable or well known destination, and it will probably be pretty "crazy" at times. However, I know that I can handle this; in fact it should only be slightly worse than what I was used to in Taipei (I lived there for 3 years), so I am more excited than daunted. I am looking forward to cheap Chinese food, and having a chance to practice Chinese again. On the subject of Chinese, I think mine is pretty poor and will try to improve this during my second stint in Asia!!

Well, when I originally returned to the UK I had planned to stay for 3 years. This was mainly because I thought I would need 2 years teaching experience in the UK to work in international schools. Clearly I was wrong, and my 3 year plan has turned into a 2 year one. I feel that leaving Taiwan was the best thing I could have done at the time; it would have been a very easy and comfortable option to stay in the same job in Taiwan, but I decided to opt for short term pain for long term gain. I have taken the pain, so bring on the gain :)

Picture problems!!

2006-04-23T18:00:00.000+01:00

I have noticed a problem with my current online picture provider, in that some of you cant look at the pictures on your computers. I have switched across to a new provider, and will update the link (MY PICTURES on the right hand side of the page)when all my pictures have been changed across. I will also have some new ones on there from Easter (although they aren't that exciting!!). I think the problem was something to do with the fact that the old provider was based in Taiwan, but I am still not entirely sure.

Old School Adverts

2006-04-17T14:33:00.000+01:00

I found this really sweet website that has streams of old British adverts that I can remember from when I was a kid. Such classics as the Kia-Ora advert are included; it brings all those 80's memories flooding back :)

Easter Holidays

2006-04-02T11:22:00.000+01:00

My Easter holidays started last Friday, and (like many of my colleagues) I feel very happy in the knowledge that I have 2 weeks of doing things at my pace. As a teacher you have so much work to do that you never feel that you get to the end; I very rarely think "oh, I don't have anything I could be doing now...". So it is very nice to have this time to relax and eventually forget about work!! I say eventually, as I do have work to do in the first week. I reckon that I will work on Monday and Tuesday, and try and get most of the stuff for school sorted. Then, because I have an interview on Thursday, I will spend some of Wednesday preparing myself for that. Then on Friday I will drive up North with my sister. So, the second week will be spend at home in Malton, and up in Newcastle. This is the time I really hope to relax and forget about school!! I know that before I know it I will be back at school, but such is life :)

For those of you who don't know, my interview is for the British International School in GuangZhou, China. I am quite interested to see what the interview is like, as it will be my first for an international school. I am not thinking about it too much now, but if they offer me a job I will have to consider it carefully. It will depend on what salary and age group they offer me, as well as how I feel about the school.

Anyway, I hope everyone else has a good Easter....

What I've been watching recently...

2006-03-26T14:31:00.000+01:00

Drugstore Cowboy (8/10)

I thought this was a very good film, with Matt Dillon in this late 80's film showing the realities of drug addiction and robbing drug stores to fuel this. It encompasses his every waking hour and even when he tries to "go clean", his past catches up with him. Not brilliant, as at times my interest started to slip slightly near the end of the film, but that might have been just me rather than the film :)

Exotica (6.5/10)

This is a very love/hate type film. Some people hail it as brilliant and thought provoking; others see it as a mixed up, confusing plot line of a film. It is basically a film where you see inside the lives of several characters at the start, all seem unrelated. However, by the end the plot threads all click into place and you see how these people are all somehow related. I have to say that I found this film confusing and it made my head ache trying to remember all the characters, and how they all fit into the story. That is why it has such a low score; I think it deserves another watch though to see if it works out better second time around. The title, and the fact that it is based in a strip club, might make you think that this is a "showgirls" type film. Well, it isn't at all, and if you like complex story lines you might like this film.

Rules of Attraction (6.5/10)

Didn't like this aimless film. It basically showed us some of the characters to be found in a typical American college/party seen. I just thought it was reveling in the shock value, without really making it into a worthwhile story to follow. By the end I had gotten sick of the "crazy" antics of the characters, most of whom annoyed the hell out of me. It just seems like a teenage movie gone mad, with style over substance. The only good parts were at the party at the start, where you see the scene rewind several times to show the story from someone else's perspective. And the short sharp sequence that showed what Victor's trip to Europe was like. But the film was like the most extreme parts of someone's dreams and nightmares about college life; thus it is not really believable to me; just an excuse for sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.

Dead Man's Shoes (9/10)

This was a brilliant UK thriller about a guy who goes back for revenge for the wrongs done to his slightly simple and retarded younger brother. At the start you aren't sure where the movie is going, but when you realise what is happening, it turns into an outstanding edgy, gripping thriller. The acting in this film is 100% superb, each character played out so well in front of you. But the director has still allowed moments for some dark humour; like seeing the local drug dealing posse cruising around in a....err... Citroen 2CV... top marks all round. Go see it.

Full Metal Jacket (7.5/10)

I had clearly heard a lot about this infamous film during my life, and was determined to see it for myself. It didn't turn out how I had expected, as half the film is based around an American training camp for new recruits going to Vietnam. The drill sergeant is scary, and the intensity is gut wrenching. Especially how everyone picks on one rather simple recruit who keeps doing things badly or wrong and getting everyone else in trouble. Then the culmination of that situation is ended with a very strong and disturbing scene where this guy basically explodes and lets out all the torment he has endured. Then, the film just carries on regardless, which I found slightly strange. I suppose the director wants to depict the brutal realities of life for an American army recruit at this point in history. It is a good film, worth a viewing, but not brilliant like apocalypse Now. It is basically a warning against war, showing what can happen to young army recruits when a countries leaders send them into such a situation. These are the people who actually bear the brunt of war, not the people at the top.

The Station Agent (9/10)

A brilliant, if slightly slow moving, film about a midget whose boss and sole confidant, dies and leaves him with a little shack in the middle of nowhere. He decides to move out there, and carry on his lonely existence near the one thing that he loves - trains. We see at the start a very jaded and tormented character, who doesn't want to get close to anyone. He is so defensive and down on himself, due to the fact that other people see him as different and an amusement. But he meets a new set of friends out there (slowly), and we gradually see his defensive walls break down. The relationship he builds with two other characters in this sleepy town come across very well in the film. It is the most heart warming and genuine depiction of new found friendship that I have seen for some time in the movie world. Go see it :)

As light relieve from this selection of mostly heavy going films, I continue to watch the likes of Scrubs, etc. I have recently added the first season of the comedy Ideal with Johnny Vegas (I think). Looked pretty funny when I have seen a few episodes on the TV anyway.

The Hong Kong Godfather Trilogy.......

2006-03-26T14:04:00.000+01:00

Over the weekend so far I have watched infernal affairs 1 & 2. For those of you not familiar with Hong Kong films, they are basically the Asian take on the Godfather style gangster films. But far from being simple copies, I would challenge you that the quality of the plot in these films actually ranks better overall than the western benchmark. The original Infernal Affairs is basically a slick, stylistic and fast paced gangster film. But this is not just an action packed, no brainer thriller; it depicts brilliantly the jostling for position that the criminal element goes through with each other and the police. The other brilliant part is that the characters are not so clear cut good versus evil. The actors involved have turned out edgy, gritty performances that make you believe that their angst is real. All of this makes for a perfect combination of explosive action and intelligent plot intricacies. So you can imagine, after being blown away by the brilliance of the first film, I was nervous to watch the second installment; thinking that it would surely just carry on the winning formula, but wearing the shine off the brilliance of the first. But I was so wrong. Infernal Affairs 2 is a totally different type of film, without so much action. It basically acts as a prequel, showing us the characters from the first film, and helping s understand them better and what makes them tick. There are a lot of moments of enlightenment in this film, where you find yourself nodding and saying to yourself "so that's why he/she did that in the first film". So as well as being a great character driven film in its own right, it is adding more layers to what we saw in the first film. I have tried to give you my opinion of these films without saying anything about the actual plot. I don't want to spoil this for anyone, and would highly recommend that you all (if you haven't already) go out and rent these films and have yourself a gangster film weekend. If you are put off because they are foreign subtitled films, forget it. Just give these films a try, they are very accessible as far as Hong Kong films go. If you like gangster films anyway, then I shouldn't even have to persuade you, right!! As for me, I have got the third film in my possession, but I am really thinking that it would be impossible to carry on these olympian standards and knock out another class film. But here's to hoping......

What is going on....?

2006-03-26T13:52:00.000+01:00

There have been some weird happenings around my flat recently!! After seeing that robbery near my flat, I thought that was me for freaky experiences. But apparently not! To set the scene a little, I live in a flat above shops on a high street, therefore I need to park my car on a residential street near my flat. Naturally, I usually hope for the nearest possible space on the road, which is religiously the first available space on the left hand side of this road. Anyway, after work on Friday, I couldn't park in my ideal spot, but parked a bit further up the road on the right. Later on that evening I went out to my car, as I was planning to drive to the supermarket. Anyway, as I was walking to my car I noticed a lot of flashing lights down the road. It turned out to be an ambulance and two police cars. I cautiously walked past to see that some boy racer (assumed by the fact that the main car was a GTI type clio) had clearly driven like a mad man down this road; a car had come the other way and this guy must have swerved to avoid, hitting 2 or 3 cars. This road has cars parked on both sides, so it is only possible for a single car to pass. But the car that had been hit and come off the worse was the car parked in my "favourite" spot. So if I had parked there (which I definitely would have if it had been available), my car would have been written off.... scary, right!! I am no crash scene investigator, but this is what I believe to have happened from the carnage I saw. The thing that made this more bizarre, was the fact that it was on a fairly quiet town road, where you wouldn't expect these kind of full on crashes. The only thing I could think, was that the police might have been chasing this guy or something. Anyway, more weird experiences in the sunny town of Ruislip, Greater London. Will keep my eyes peeled for the next wacky occurrence :)

The reality of robbery......scary!

2006-03-19T14:58:00.000Z

Last night I had the rather dubious honour of witnessing the end of a robbery on the Iceland that is next to my flat. Basically, when I look out of my bathroom window I can see the Iceland car park and the back of the Iceland stores. Anyway, it was about 1.30am on Sunday morning and I went up to brush my teeth and go to bed. I noticed that one of the fire escape type doors was left open at the back of Iceland ;I could see that a light was on. I thought that this was strange, as people would not normally be working at this ungodly hour. I didn't think anything sinister at first though... but then I saw a couple of guys wearing hoodies run out and put some things into a MPV type car, then run back into the back of the store. As you can imagine, my heart started pounding and I quickly went and phoned the police. They were there in next to know time, but the hoody wearing faceless robbers had long gone. I was left feeling totally buzzed by this experience, unlike the business like policeman who dealt with the situation. I suppose for them it is just another incident in a long night. Weirdly, I kept wishing I had seem them at the start of the whole break-in; I would have loved to see the police arrive when they were still there. I also felt so vunerable after this; it reminded me of the criminal element that exist under the surface of our normal life. I hope I am never around again when this element re-surfaces.

Dreaming of a better tomorrow...

2006-03-12T18:08:00.000Z

I have recently applied for a job at the Taipei British School, so of course this has made me think of how sweet it would be to get the job and move back to Taiwan. I mean, the holidays will be the same as in the UK, so it will be so easy to travel around Asia. The 4 or 5 week summer vacation will allow me to go on a real jaunt. I feel excited just thinking about it. The downside is that I am racked with fear, as the only place I could work in Taiwan is the British School (I'm no way going back to working at the likes of Kojen!!). And they usually ask for at least two years experience of the British curriculum, and I really only have one. So really this years application is done more out of hope than anything else; even though I know that it will be hard for me to get this job now, I had to at least try... You never know, right! And then if I am unsuccessful, I will work in the UK another year and apply for international teaching jobs all over Asia for next September. So while feeling excited about the possibilities of traveling, I decided to think about some nice beaches I could go to when I get the chance (I love beach holidays....walking around in flip-flops all the time, its awesome). Here's what I came up with;

Koh Samet - Thailand

Tioman - Malaysia

Redang - Malaysia

These are top of my list, but I also like...

Koh Samui - Thailand
Borocay - Phillipines

So even if I have to stay here another year, the thought of these holidays will keep me going...... my fingers are firmly crossed!

Most under-rated albums of 2005!!

2006-03-06T21:10:00.000Z

I was amazed at the number of quality albums that simply didn't even make a small splash in the music world last year. OK, I know this music aint gonna be winging its way up the charts, but even when I talked to people with "similar tastes" they look at me all weird. My list goes like this;

Super Furry Animals - Love Kraft

This album was simply one of the best albums the furries have put out. It has some great tracks; the first 4 to 5 tracks of the album are awesome and blend well together. That being the highlight, the rest is still pretty damn good. I struggle to put the Super Furry Animals into a box musically. They are indie/70's fusion/weird trippy electronic stuff.... I just know that when it is on my itunes it doesn't fail to make me smile. I really like the lyrics of their songs; they embody intelligent humour in music. Those of you who have heard past SFA albums, and are worried about them having those crazy "meltdown" moments that seem to pummel your eardrums (usually at the ned of the odd song); don't worry, you wont find much of that here. In fact, this is by far their most honed albums.

Supergrass - Road to Ruen

This band simply astound me with every album that they bring out. Their last two albums have been Epic; this one opens with one of the most well crafted songs I've heard for a long time. It slowly builds before going all out for a rocking finale, I simply have to dance when this song comes on (even if just jigging at my desk). They just seem to bring together such a well crafted sound, which is basically a fusion of funk-indie-acoustic. If you like British indie music you WILL like this album ;)

The Charlatans - Up at the lake

OK - this album did make a small splash, but I still don't feel it got its due. It is one of their best albums. It is classic Charlatans, easily as good as their last top class album; their mid 90's "Charlatans" album. That had such classics as "Just looking", so this album is doing well to keep up. But Up at the lake throws a few good slower songs into the mix to accompany the full on Charlie tracks such as "apples and oranges". If you liked the Charlatans in the past, you will love this.

Deus - Pocket Revolution

Not many people have heard of this Belgian band, but they play an excellent version of dark, moody and angst ridden indie. This is the sort of music that makes me feel so emotional, as their is clearly a lot of emotion going into creating these songs. Bitter love songs, skewed takes on the world we live in.... its all there. This and their last album "The ideal crash" are both excellent, well crafted journeys. I didn't really like "in a bar under the sea", except for the brilliant "Little arithmetic's".

So there you go, 3 albums that I could listen to a million times and still love; yet most people seem to have bypassed these modern day masterpieces. I put this down to two things. The first is that they aren't seen as "cool" bands anymore.... The Killers, The Bravery, The Kaiser Chiefs etc. are the new cool; and yes they are very good, but don't discount the long running bands still churning out quality albums. My second point is definitely linked; people get band burn out when it comes to music. They have heard 2 or 3 albums of the same artist, and simply cant be bothered to carry on following each release that comes out. Or they maybe have one slightly duff album and the band is never revisited. These are all good points for cutting a band loose, but be careful. You could be missing out on some real gems.

Pictures are up :)

2006-03-04T22:34:00.000Z

I have finally added my pictures to this site - you can get to them by using the link on the right hand side of the page. Hope you enjoy.......

Funny (but political) clip....

2006-03-02T19:57:00.000Z

I had to link to this video, as I found it very very funny :)

This one isnt so political!!

The China Vs Taiwan debacle....

2006-03-02T19:21:00.000Z

An interesting article here about what Taiwanese people think to the idea of re-unification with China. To be very basic about the whole thing, there are the people who have links in their family tree back to China, who see unification as returning to the motherland. They lost the war in 1949 (I think!!), but now want to kiss and make up. Then you have the people who were born and bred in Taiwan, with no links back to their close neighbours. There are of course people who cross over these two groups, but that is the basic gist. But I don't want to focus on the technicalities of the situation, but more on the elements that can be found in any conflict of this type around the world - emotion. It is very easy for us to sit down and talk about the pro's and con's of re-unification, but we don't really feel the emotion that the people in Taiwan and China feel. So that is why any reasonable solutions we can think of are very unlikely to actually be implemented. Our conversations are not clouded by the natural emotion that the actual people involved have. It is the same with the recent violence in Iraq; most people in the west are probably saying "well it was an obvious attempt to raise tensions, so they should have just risen above it...". Yes, to be technical, the temple bombed was one thought important by both sides. Yes, it was an obvious attempt at raising tensions and generally derailing progress in the country. Yes, we can think this and say what should be done; but the people feeling the actual emotion of the situation cant be expected to be so cold and calculating. They see something that is precious to them get destroyed and feel they have to react. So just remember the next time you cant understand people actions when in conflict; emotions are played with for a reason. If the world was devoid of emotion it would be a very safe (but very boring) place..

Supermarket Snobbery

2006-03-01T22:19:00.000Z

One thing that is rife in England is Supermarket Snobbery. As we once had a clearly defined hierarchy of class, we now have the supermarket equivalent. Every major supermarket has a least 3 levels of products for you to choose from. From the value range right up to the finest food money can buy range, you are left to decide where you fit into society by the food you buy. And the thing is, everyone wants to be seen as leading a "good" life and earning "good" money. Therefore they go out and buy the "finest" range in the supermarket to impress the people around them; something that the marketing men lap up and of course plug right into. Of course, it isn't only a hierarchy in the food within the supermarkets, its the supermarkets themselves. For those of us who wish to seem upwardly mobile, we have of course Waitrose and Marks & Spencers. Carrying that Waitrose bag into work on Monday is a way many choose of bettering their co-workers. The problem is it seems like A LOT of people have the same idea. It is this sort of behaviour (that no one will ever actually admit to) that I find so hard to accept. I mean, for my life personally; I couldn't care less what others do.!! I refuse to jockey for position in society, or seek acceptance by class levels or financial scales. I want people to accept me for who I am, not the car I drive or the food I eat. Success is, for me, gauged through my own eyes. Before I go off on a big rant and move more and more off topic, I will tell you my idea of the perfect solution (for me anyway). I shop at a supermarket called Lidl. Now, I know that just hearing that word will send shudders up some peoples spines. But for me, this supermarket helps me live the life I want at a price I can really afford. Lidl don't try any clever marketing tricks; they just make sure that they sell me the best possible product for the best possible price - period. And the thing is, price wise Lidl products are always just a little bit more than the "value" products in the typical supermarket. But they are packaged as normal products with normal labels. I can buy 2 thin crust ham and pineapple pizza for Â£1.89. I can buy a large tub of natural yoghurt for 39p. Or how about a jar of madras curry sauce for 76p. All these products taste perfectly fine, yet cost much less than anything equivalent in other supermarkets. And they do sell some more upmarket products. How about a couple of frozen salmon fillets for Â£1.89, or some pesto brie like cheese for 70p. A couple of individual Tirimisus for 79p. And they sell their own versions of Amaretto, Whisky, Baileys and premium beer for bargain prices. Yodon'tnt feel like you are eating food at the price point you are. Its not like seeing all those blue and white "value" packets in the cupboard. But people in England will never be sold on this concept like I am. They moan about the bad selection, the bad store layout, the bad service, etc. etc. They want a supermarket that makes them feel a million dollars, and Lidl wont do that for you!! But, for me, I could never sell my soul back to those supermarket devils. I am happy to sit at home eating my (in fact very delicious) almond encrusted magnum style ice cream, save in thknowledgege that I paid half what most other people would. That is what makes ME feel a million dollars.......all i would say is - try it, you might just like it. And you might just save yourself a boat load of cash for a sweet holiday next year :)

Cool things I've been watching...

2006-02-28T22:28:00.000Z

Here are some quick opinions on some stuff I've been watching of late...

Scrubs - Season 1

I think scrubs is such a hilarious program; it really seems to be my type of humour. However, I would say that the first series or so is good, but like quite a view US shows, it does get pretty weak as the seasons go on.

Red Dwarf - Season 1 & 2

Haven't seen these for a long time, but still as funny as ever. Found the first series slightly disappointing because Kryton wasn't in it (it seems he doesn't come in as a full time character until later); still had some good laughs though. The second series is getting better, as the "cat" character is slowly starting to become funnier. Strangely he didn't really do much in the first. But I expect it to get even better from now on in. I think it is because I have only ever seen from Season 3 or 4. So I am used to Kryton and Cat being full functioning characters.

Dirty Pretty Things (7.5/10)

A fairly gritty film about illegal immigrants in London, and how they have to survive on low paid jobs; as well as having the authorities checking on them all the time. Not exactly a barrel of laughs, but a good challenging film which makes you think. I am very cynical of Hollywood films, so end up watching lots of films like this.

The Woodsman (7.5/10)

Another pretty moving and sensitive film about a guy who is struggling with his inappropriate feelings towards young girls. He has just come out of prison and is on the US version of the sex offenders register. Kevin Bacon plays a pretty good lead role, and you end up feeling for the characters struggle. Again, only watch this if you are in the mood for some soul searching, rather than gung ho simple entertainment.

Well that's what I've been watching of late... now I am going to settle down to watching another episode of Red Dwarf before bed.... aaarrrggghh.. I might even have some hot chocolate ha ha :)

WARNING.... FOOTBALL TALK :)

2006-02-27T22:14:00.000Z

As a pretty avid supporter of Arsenal, i have had a pretty up and down sort of week. I couldn't believe how well we played to beat Real Madrid 0-1 last week. We passed around as well as I have ever seen us do, we in fact out played those overpaid buffons in white (i have always hated Real, simply because they are like that dream club in champ Manager who can buy EVERYONE, although that mantle has been stolen for now by Chelski). So of course I expected us to go and take Blackburn apart in our last game, leaving me to rub my hands with glee. However, we kinda fell flat on our arses and lost the game 1-0. The look on sparky's face afterwards just left me feeling like freaking out and supporting WE ARE CRAP FC instead; then at least i wouldn't cringe everytime we loose. However, after a little cooling down period, i infact came to my senses. This season has been up and down, but Arsene has put together a young and potentially brilliant team. He hasn't spent those Russians billions, yet he has built a team who could potentially takeover from Chelsea and put us back in the number 1 spot within the next 2-4 years. I can put up with this inconsistency for now, and smile when the results start rolling in again. Arsene is the best manager we have ever had, and i hope he stays at the club another 10 years. And anyway, we will win the Champions League this year anyway.... ha ha :)

2006-02-27T20:04:00.000Z

The forum on this site is excellent.

2006-02-27T20:02:00.001Z

yet another great blog!!

2006-02-27T20:02:00.000Z

A good site for renting or finding a job! forum isnt a patch on forumosa.com though :)

2006-02-27T19:59:00.000Z

A good site that unfortunately can go quiet for long periods..

2006-02-27T19:54:00.000Z

A very amusing yet informative blog!

2006-02-27T19:52:00.000Z

Good reviews of movies, books on here...

2006-02-27T19:51:00.000Z

A very good and regularly updated blog by Michael Turton.

some great blogs/sites..

2006-02-27T19:48:00.000Z

I thought I would do a round of the sites that I regularly look at from back here in blighty. They are what gave me the idea of starting up a blog. Since coming back from Taiwan I have looked to these sites for a regular fix,to reminding me of what is going on over there. They are all good sights for those wanting a low down on Taiwan.

Enjoy - I am tired so have just left a short comment with each link!!

Thats it for today kids!!

2006-02-26T19:40:00.000Z

Well, the first day of my blog has come to a close. I have been badgering away posting up some stuff today so that it doesnt look so empty. Hopefully, i can find the time to post regularly, but hey i'm not promising anything. It feels quite weird right now as i know that no-one has or will look at this blog for probably some time yet.... so i am basically talking to myself right now. But hopefully it wont be like that for too long ha ha!

UK Vs Taiwan

2006-02-26T19:16:00.000Z

Many people ask me why i liked living in Taiwan more than i currently like the UK, well kids, this is why.

UK

PRO's

I can see my family & UK friends more often
My life is easy to organise.. i can easily sort out credit cards, bills, bank stuff, etc.
I can easily own and drive a car (although its expnsive)
I can easily go moutain biking... like in forests
I am living in a culture that accepts my liking of alcohol
I understand everything around me
I can easily buy and cook good food at home cheaply

CON's

The weather is too cold, and the winters too dark.
Eating in restaurants costs an arm and a leg
Scratch that... most things cost an arm and a leg
The abundance of teenage gangs and/or people who could potentially threaten you
There are no surprises; you know how things work.
Getting stuck into the whole "settling down" thing, which i would say is more likely to happen here.

Taiwan

Pro's

Hot weather and the ability to wear flip-flops and shorts for big chunks of the year.
Everyday seeming like a holiday/adventure. You always find new things to see/do.
Awesome food, that is cheap to buy in restaurants.
Great holidays in SE Asia a stones throw away.
Never feeling threatened in public
Great and efficient medical system

Con's

Being a long way away from family/friends/help in a crisis
Pollution and overcrowding (which i never actually found that bad really)
Things that should be routine can turn more complex
Eating cheap, nice food at home is pretty much impossible.
Being stared at by locals from time to time

So basically, thats that. I couldnt bear thinking of the boredome of staying here after experiencing the good life to be had in Asia. I would say to anyone feeling bored of their life in their homeland (who can handle a challenge), go and live in another culture; you'll love it......but make it somewhere hot, ey!!

A small town near Hsinchu

speech is such a precious thing...

2006-02-26T17:42:00.000Z

as a man with a speech impediment, i can really appreciate the above statement. Most people simply dont appreciate the value of being able to talk "normally", in other words how society expects. But for me, and many others, this simply isnt the case. I have had all those classic experiences of having big pauses when people ask you your name, and they think you cant remember it! I have had those moments when you try to order a train ticket to Scarborough, but get stuck on the Sc.... part. For fellow stutterers (sorry fluency challenged) out there, you would all sigh a big sigh and nod your head knowingly. In fact, i consider myself pretty lucky as i only have a mild stammer that rears its ugly head more when i am nervous. And i have had enough practice at relaxing myself in the face of adversity to mean that most people, most of the time wouldnt think i have any sort of problem. There are people out there who are MUCH worse, and who deal with it every day too. I have much respect for them. I suppose a major problem is that people dont know how to react when you stutter in front of them, or the people around you feel that they need to help you cover it up by not talking about it. But in fact, i am at ease with my situation and wouldnt feel uncomfortable talking about it; in fact they might maybe understand it more then, rather than just thinking that i should talk slower, or whatever. People seem to think that it is a simplistic problem and wonder why i haven't sorted it yet. but believe me, this stammer becomes part of your physical and pyschological make up as a person; it is entrenched in you from that first embarassing moment as a kid. So it takes a lot of hard graft to get to grips with it. And infact getting to grips with it is a daily chore. I find it is like having a negative voice in my head that keeps pointing out situations in my life where i might stammer, and i have to keep shutting this out with my own positive self talk. My life is based around confidence and being confident; its a constant battle. I am winning it, but i do have relapses. The thing that is also hard to take is the fact that it seems to go in cycles. For a few weeks i might feel uber confident and talk fluently at all times; then i might have a week at some point where it seems hard to have any sort of coherent conversation. So these ups and downs add to it all. Anyway, i wanted to give you all an insight and i hope i have. And i know that i will NEVER let this thing get the better of me; i will NEVER let it stop me do anything. This is what i tell myself every morning when i wake up.

Life in waiting....

2006-02-26T17:31:00.000Z

So heres a summing up of the situation i am in right now... my life is in limbo, and is pretty boring. But i can cope with that, in the knowledge that it will soon get much more interesting. The thing is I came back from being an ESL kindergarden teacher in Taiwan one and a half years ago, i have come back, qualified as a teacher in the UK, and now work as a Reception teacher in an outer London school. But my life, my friends, my girlfriend are all back in Taiwan. I dont have many friends where i currently live, and all my other UK friends live far away in Yorkshire. So i am in a limbo situation; and i plan to go back to Taiwan to teach in an international school in the next 6-12 months, so i dont see the point in spending a lot of time or money building up a network of friends down here. So my life right now basically contains watching films, doing stuff on the computer, and going out for a mountain bike ride most weekends with a couple of lads from school. Now i am happy to put up with this, knowing that when i go back to Taiwan i can make up for it BIG TIME!! And my simple life is meaning i can also not get into debt and in fact save a little for when i do go back. Do you think that is reasonable!! I am not a sad person, dont pity me, i have just made this decision. My house mate (who is a lovely girl by the way), keeps saying "havn't you done anything" etc. etc. and its starting to get to me. I have explained my situation to her many times but she just doesnt get it. Shes the type who just cant be alone for ANY amount of time; she has to be out and about with people all of her free time. Anyway, i am kinda hoping she gets it eventually!!

Am i tight?

2006-02-26T17:15:00.000Z

I often look at my self and wonder whether i am tight or not (as they say "tight as a nats arse"). I always try to convince myself that i am in fact careful with money, but not tight. I always have to weigh up expenditure in my life, and whether i can afford it or not! But the annoying thing is, i find myself thinking like this for even small purchases. Resenting parting with £5 for some unforseen expense. But when it comes to special ocassions i can still turn on the style and not feel any anxiety. For New Year's, me and my GF went to a well smart london hotel for the night and had a plush romantic dinner to boot, and for my mum's recent birthday i took us out for a nice meal. And I do buy drinks for people, and tip pretty well at restaurants. I also think my current situation isnt helping, as after coming back from Taiwan i have had to think about money a lot more. I earn a decent amount here but still nowhere near enough to reach the equivalent of what i was earning over there!! And i am hoping to go back soon, so am trying to save money for when i do. Finally, i am nearly 30 and dont have a pension (just a small portfolio of shares), so i can use this as an excuse for my worrying... its also interesting to find out what has made me like this; what part of my childhood has contributed to this way of thinking. Any budding psychologists out there would be welcome to make a diagnosis :) In the meantime, drinks are on me...... no really..... well, as long as you dont buy anything too expensive.

My beloved car....

2006-02-26T17:02:00.000Z

While i have been back in the UK i have loved having my car (although haven't loved being crap at paralell parking!). At first i had this Peug 206 - which was nice but basically a girls car!! Then last year i stuck mt neck out and bought a "boys" car. That being a Nissan Almera GTI; hey, its 7 years old and a bit rough around the edges, but when you get behind the wheel you know that you are about to have some fun. I called it "the monster" after driving it for the first time; it just felt so ready to rip your head off at any moment (come on guys, i had just had a bloody 206...). But this is definetely a situation of tough love. Over the half term hol's i had to take it in for its MOT... and it cost me 600 quid to get it right. The brakes needed A LOT of work; so enjoyment ALWAYS comes at a price!! And my insurance aint exactly cheap for a car worth less than 2 grand! Anyhoo.. everytime i drive it i still smile... ha ha... all you small city cars out there watch out!!

Here is my (expensive) baby

The start......but dont hold your breath

2006-02-26T16:22:00.000Z

I have decided to start a blog after reading many other peoples blogs - hope i can add something interesting to the array of other blogs out there. Anyway, lets see how it goes and whether i can be bothered to keep this updated :)